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Getting Screwed

by whit on May 30, 2011

I was standing at a table occupied by 6 diners at the restaurant a few nights ago opening a bottle of wine. No biggie. BUT, then the cork decided to be an asshole. And break 3 times into 3 small crumbly pieces. I kept going back in with my trusty corkscrew, determined. I would NOT let that cork fall in the bottle. And I somehow managed to get the last tiny bit of cork out of the neck of the bottle like a champ. I also managed to sweat like an Olympic athlete as well. I had to take a cloth and actually wipe my brow. That happened.

So, I thought I would take a moment to profess my love for my corkscrew. It’s cheap and ain’t anything special but I sure do love it. It’s the Pulltap’s “waiter’s corkscrew”. You can get these at most liquor stores/Whole Foods/Trader Joe’s, etc for under $10. They are light and efficient and I always have one in my purse. I have other corkscrews, mostly for show and to feel fancy shmance, but this is my tried and true companion.

A double lever hinge is important people! And that teflon-coated spiral makes for an easy, smooth entry. Because it’s both sharp and light it makes it possible for me to retrieve itty bitty pieces of cork that have decided to be annoying without pushing them into the bottle.

Most sommeliers and waiters I know prefer Pulltap’s. I have proof! While dining at The Bazaar last night, guess what Maxwell- our fantastical sommelier- pulled out of his pocket to open our wine?

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Wino Wish List

by whit on December 10, 2009



I’m a wino and I’ll drink if I want to! And I would prefer to drink out of sculpturally divine glasses, pour from super cool decanters and open bottles with a knuckle ring corkscrew. You heard me. I am making a list and checking it twice, people. I give you (some of) the Brunellos Have More Fun Xmas list…

Bourgeois-Brass-Knuckle-Screw

rainman_vit_0020_liten

mon petit coeur

I would also like this built into the floor of my kitchen…my landlord will thank me later.

glass wood

peek-a-boo

stairway to heaven

And just for kicks….i definitely need this pimped out wine glass/cane to complete my New Year’s Eve look.  2010- watch out!

ringing in the new year

merci didier.

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